Technology on Speyside

[salmondan]

I'll be fishing Aberlour on the Spey from 23rd April for a week. Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can get my daily fix of the interpipe? Specifically this forum, but general pipe usage is included. I could rig the laptop up to the mobile via bluetooth but it costs a f bomb, is there a wireless enabled wossname up there or an interpipe caff?

How else can Mrs salmondan send pics of herself (in various states of undress if needs be) doing the housework? (I need proof that she's not just sat on her pert other end drinking her usual Tesco Chardonnay with a Baileys chaser (class), watching whatever daytime TV sh*te it is that women watch before they try to file for divorce or go on a diet).

Should I just turn off the mobile and be thankful for the peace and quiet for a week?

Any advice is gratefully received as ever.

[williegunn]

Wherev are you staying? Perhaps the hotel has internet access.

www.norlaggan.co.uk/

Certainly no internet cafes.

[salmondan]

The Mash Tun, is it any good (as it's name suggests) for a grand single malt session or 6? Looking at the info it's certainly within hungover staggering distance for a before breakfast cast or two.

[williegunn]

salmondan said:

The Mash Tun, is it any good (as it's name suggests) for a grand single malt session or 6? Looking at the info it's certainly within hungover staggering distance for a before breakfast cast or two.

The food is supposed to be excellent and certainly looks that way when I've been in for a pint, at the end of a hot day.

I'm very busy that week but if you give me a call I might be able to help out if you are stuck.

[salmondan]

Thanks Malcolm, muchly appreciated.

If they have phone sockets in the rooms I should be able to use the laptop on a dial up, not quite the lightning connection I'm used to but 'pipe access nonetheless, why did I not think of that last night? Could it have been something to do with the copious amounts of beverage consumed? Possibly .