sinkingtip
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"Steady Johnnie steady"
Posts: 292
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Post by sinkingtip on Apr 22, 2007 11:11:34 GMT
"Is that your head or did someone crap on your shoulders?" "That, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when cousins get married" "Speaking purely as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?" ......add more later once the coffee and cigs kick in.
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Post by colliedog on Apr 22, 2007 16:20:11 GMT
My vote goes to Shane Warne
Hey Warnie, how come you're so fat?
.............Cos every time I f*ck your wife she bakes me a cake!
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Post by pertempledog on Apr 22, 2007 17:42:50 GMT
;D
That would do it!
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Post by kercock on Apr 22, 2007 19:09:02 GMT
I left the beat to pop into town,when I got back to the beat, I walked into the busy hut to be asked by a guest who was a complete stranger. "Did you nip in and give the wife a quick one ?" I replied, "I don't even know your wife !"
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Post by ibm59 on Apr 22, 2007 19:24:29 GMT
Pure class. ;D ;D ;D
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