Post by macd on May 28, 2007 22:54:17 GMT
A wife approaches her husband and says, "Darling, I have always wanted bigger boobs, its my life’s dream."
"I understand" , he says sympathetically, "But we simply don’t have the money to pay for surgery. I'm so sorry."
She begins to weep.
"There is another way darling; it wont cost much, but it will take about 15 years to take effect."
"What is it?", she asks sensing some hope.
''Well, take a piece of tissue and wipe it between your breasts twice a day and I promise that in time your boobs will have grown significantly.'
''And how will that make my breasts grow?"
He looks up and smiles. "Well, it worked for your arse.'
"I understand" , he says sympathetically, "But we simply don’t have the money to pay for surgery. I'm so sorry."
She begins to weep.
"There is another way darling; it wont cost much, but it will take about 15 years to take effect."
"What is it?", she asks sensing some hope.
''Well, take a piece of tissue and wipe it between your breasts twice a day and I promise that in time your boobs will have grown significantly.'
''And how will that make my breasts grow?"
He looks up and smiles. "Well, it worked for your arse.'
