job interview

[macd]

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, "What do you want it to equal?"

[splash]

A psychologist is conducting an experiment to see whether the behaviour of peoples dogs reflect the behaviour seen in the professions of their owners.

First up, is a builders dog which is given a pile of bones and promptly conducts a hod from some of the bones and carries the remainder of the bones away in the newly constructed hod. Very interesting interesting thinks the psychologist.

Second up, is an architects dog which takes all the bones and constructs the model of a house from the pile of bones. Amazing, thinks the psychologist.

Last dog is a social workers dog which promptly, eats all the bones, f****s the other two dogs and takes the afternoon off ;D

[beanieboy]

And then complains about being overworked!

splash said:

A psychologist is conducting an experiment to see whether the behaviour of peoples dogs reflect the behaviour seen in the professions of their owners.

First up, is a builders dog which is given a pile of bones and promptly conducts a hod from some of the bones and carries the remainder of the bones away in the newly constructed hod. Very interesting interesting thinks the psychologist.

Second up, is an architects dog which takes all the bones and constructs the model of a house from the pile of bones. Amazing, thinks the psychologist.

Last dog is a social workers dog which promptly, eats all the bones, f****s the other two dogs and takes the afternoon off ;D

[macd]

Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you £100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away.

"Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?"

"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."

[ibm59]

Class Macd. ;D
I can feel a Welsh sheep farmer joke coming on!

[macd]

ewe're having a laugh ;D


how do aberdeenshire farmers countsheep?

points, and begins to count 1,2,3,4 waves, 6,7 .........

[ibm59]

Wales to Abaerdeen , nae bother! ;D

[kilravock]

should this not be in the tunes thread......Hey Mcleod, Get Offa My Ewe

[macd]

;D

class