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Post by billytheghillie on Jul 27, 2007 18:33:49 GMT
fattima whitbread got arrested for possession of drugs at luton airport, they found 4lb of crack in her knickers!
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Post by splash on Jul 28, 2007 16:22:08 GMT
On a more serious note, its worth keeping abreast (sic) of what PETA and others are communicating on their websites. As was pointed out previously, this tends to be totally unsubstantiated anthropomorphic psycho babble backed up with little substance beyond a well chosen sound bite. Much of the stuff sounds like its been written by people on drugs. This little gem caught my eye: "Swear Off Lip-Ripping. There are tons of great ways to enjoy the great outdoors without causing animal suffering and habitat pollution. Grab a mask and a snorkel and start exploring the fascinating world below the water’s surface. Go for a relaxing walk along the water’s edge, or volunteer to help clean up the litter and cast-off fishing gear that clutters so many of our shorelines. Take up kayaking or canoeing, or brush up on your backstroke. Once you close your tackle box and open your mind, you’ll be able to enjoy the beauty of our lakes, rivers, and oceans without contributing to animal suffering or environmental destruction. When you put down your fishing pole and pick up a fish-friendly hobby, everyone wins!"  So gentlemen, just remember when the season opens next February and the water is 32 deg and grued up close that fly box and open your mind - get oot yer mask and snorkel and head down to the Junction/Sprouston/Park/Castle Grant etc and participate in a bit of skinny dipping instead  |
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Post by colliedog on Jul 28, 2007 22:14:57 GMT
fattima whitbread got arrested for possession of drugs at luton airport, they found 4lb of crack in her knickers! ;D ;D ;D ;D BTD yer on fire! Mind you, if that lot apeared in Kelso on a saturday night i suspect that that Xmas would have come early (along with more than a few of the locals!)  |
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Post by splash on Jul 28, 2007 22:24:17 GMT
fattima whitbread got arrested for possession of drugs at luton airport, they found 4lb of crack in her knickers! ;D ;D ;D ;D BTD yer on fire! Mind you, if that lot apeared in Kelso on a saturday night i suspect that that Xmas would have come early (along with more than a few of the locals!) CD Are you doing a Freddie Shepherd here and suggesting that all the local Kelso gals are complete hoonds ;D |
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Post by salmondan on Jul 28, 2007 23:40:28 GMT
all the local Kelso gals are complete hoonds ;D Ye gods, hope not, I was looking forward to a decent night after the Caberston thingy in November  Speaking of which, must dash, I have a piss up to organise. |
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Post by ibm59 on Jul 29, 2007 0:56:46 GMT
Fruin and meself had a wee chat on the riverbank today and came to the following conclusions.
If you lot out there havn't got the nerve to tackle those fine young specimens of womanhood , you either
1. Have no sense of adventure ,
2. Bat for the other team , or
3. Are such a bunch of pinups that ye live in cloud cuckoo land and ye'd eat yersels if ye were choccy .
Regards.
Brian the Brave . retd.
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Post by colliedog on Jul 29, 2007 9:23:43 GMT
all the local Kelso gals are complete hoonds ;D Ye gods, hope not, I was looking forward to a decent night after the Caberston thingy in November Speaking of which, must dash, I have a piss up to organise. Your choice of words Splash Well it is hunting country As I can no longer afford to fish the tweed within a 25 mile radius of Kelso I'm on safe ground. You however........... SD - Cheer up and take your beer goggles  . There are much, much worse places to stay than Kelso but as I'll only risk offending even more people I'll duck below the parapet on that one  CD |
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Post by Fruin on Jul 30, 2007 11:39:31 GMT
Fruin and meself had a wee chat on the riverbank today and came to the following conclusions. If you lot out there havn't got the nerve to tackle those fine young specimens of womanhood , you either 1. Have no sense of adventure , 2. Bat for the other team , or 3. Are such a bunch of pinups that ye live in cloud cuckoo land and ye'd eat yersels if ye were choccy . Regards. Brian the Brave . retd. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by salmondan on Jul 30, 2007 12:30:53 GMT
SD - Cheer up and take your beer goggles . CD Many seconds of closer inspection of the offending picture later, I'm thinking of at least eight pints before asking for the signs to be removed. Extra strong goggles on order  , will these do? |
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Speaking of which, must dash, I have a piss up to organise. 
. There are much, much worse places to stay than Kelso but as I'll only risk offending even more people I'll duck below the parapet on that one 
, will these do?