Post by altmor on Feb 10, 2007 13:26:06 GMT
A few wee ditties for those unlucky anglers - how many can relate to these :
There was a young fisher on Tyne
Who said "Salmo, today you'll be mine"
So he cast to a fish
As it started to p@sh
from the Heavens above - a sure sign.
There was an old angler on Tay
Who was out on the river in May
So he set up his rod
And said "Ahy" with a nod
When his total was nil for the day.
There was a poor fisher on Tweed
Who for chance of a fish was in need
So he threw a long line
of braided, greased twine
But he caught the side of his "heid".
There was a good angler on Dee
The best by far for me
At casting tight loops
into small marked-out hoops
But hopeless with water and "flee".
There was a pro-fisher on Spey
Who's cast was the talk of the day
When he waded too deep
His line would all heap
And result in a cascading spray.
There was a young fisher on Tyne
Who said "Salmo, today you'll be mine"
So he cast to a fish
As it started to p@sh
from the Heavens above - a sure sign.
There was an old angler on Tay
Who was out on the river in May
So he set up his rod
And said "Ahy" with a nod
When his total was nil for the day.
There was a poor fisher on Tweed
Who for chance of a fish was in need
So he threw a long line
of braided, greased twine
But he caught the side of his "heid".
There was a good angler on Dee
The best by far for me
At casting tight loops
into small marked-out hoops
But hopeless with water and "flee".
There was a pro-fisher on Spey
Who's cast was the talk of the day
When he waded too deep
His line would all heap
And result in a cascading spray.
