rennie
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If they cant see it they cant take it
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Post by rennie on May 1, 2007 19:59:57 GMT
Blonde bint(all t#ts and ar#e)walks into B&Q and says to Stan(the helpful helping man),Oi Stan(the helpful helping man) its about this bath you sold me,to which Stan(the helpful helping man)replies yes madam(all t#ts and ar#e)how may I help you.
Blonde bint(all t#ts and ar#e)says,well whenever I fill the bath Stan(the helpful helping man)the water just pours out all over the floor and its ruining me ceiling.Stan(the helpful helping man)ponders for a moment then says,did you buy a plug with the bath madam(all t#ts and ar#e),to which the Blonde bint (all t#ts and ar#e)says well Stan (the helpful helping man)you never told me it was electric! Ponder that then,Pedro.p.s. her indoors is a red head so I can get away with stuff like this.
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Post by ibm59 on May 1, 2007 22:21:54 GMT
Okay. A wee walk down the bad taste road.
What's the diference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it!
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salmondan
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Fishy fishy, elusive fishy
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Post by salmondan on May 2, 2007 11:35:05 GMT
;D ;D ;D Nice one Brian.
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Post by pertempledog on May 2, 2007 18:47:20 GMT
"A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it! "
Best to leave it alone then......
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smigel
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Tate Lanes!!
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Post by smigel on May 4, 2007 19:07:05 GMT
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a near miss the other day: I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking.........fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that ......those less suspecting might not be so lucky!..........  |
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elwyman
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A nice autumn day on the Conwy
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Post by elwyman on May 4, 2007 19:10:24 GMT
A bloke married a goat.
He got a divorce because the kids didn't look like him.
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Post by ibm59 on Sept 1, 2007 23:24:52 GMT
How do you know when a blonde's been at your computer ?
There's Tippex all over the screen.
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flee
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Post by flee on Sept 2, 2007 11:21:22 GMT
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Post by ibm59 on Sept 2, 2007 12:16:34 GMT
Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed ?
She wanted to see what she looked like while she was sleeping!
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Post by hornet on Sept 2, 2007 15:11:01 GMT
;D ;D ;D
Hornet
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Post by fredaevans on Sept 27, 2007 5:14:57 GMT
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde pharmacist’s clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The blond clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"
The blond clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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Post by beanieboy on Sept 27, 2007 9:36:03 GMT
Young girl to mum - 'Mum is Sally's Mum a robot? - of course not dear, why do you ask? - well .. Dad says he'd like to screw her ass off!
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Post by peterkayne on Oct 4, 2007 20:30:58 GMT
How babies are born ...
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The
father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I
set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll Down .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You got Male!
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