Post by altmor on Oct 17, 2007 23:49:43 GMT
Local radio show in Australia anounces a competition for it's listeners.
Announcer : "Well Gud-daye faulks, todae, we're goan to have a compo - the first caller that phones in with a four lettered word that isn't in the dictionary and can say the word in a sentence will win a two week holidae in Elice Springs".
Ten minutes later ....
1st caller : "gud-daye, I'm Stevie and I've goat a 4 letter word that's not in yer dictionary".
Announcer : "well go oan thaen Stevo - lets hear yer 4 letter word ...."
1st caller : " okaey ... ma 4 letter word is gawn"
Announcer : " wellfaulks, there's Stevo with his 4 letter word .... "gawn" ... just liet me check me dictionary ... ahh yup Stevo ... it's not in ma dictionary, roight let's hear yer sentence with yer 4 letter word in it"
1st caller : " awlrioght ... "gawn f@ck yersel"
Announcer : " no no no no no ..... this is a femily shaow Stevo .... we're not havin' thet kinds langwage here matie"
.... and so Stevie was cut off. Twenty minutes later 2nd caller on the phone .....
Announcer : " gud-daye caller, what's yer name and do you have a 4 letter word that's not in the dictionary and you can put into a sentence for us" ?
2nd caller : " yeh ... gud-daye maitie, I'm Markie and i've goat ma word - d'ja wanna hear it"?
Announcer : " okiay Markie what's yer word"/
2nd caller : " Isme ... thet's me word - now find thet in yer dictionary".
Announcer : " okaey ... yeh faulks ... cant seem to find it in the dico here .. so okaey Markie let's hear yer sentence".
2nd caller : " awrighty .... Isme again, gawn f@ck yersel"
Note - must be read in the local Aussie dialect !!!!
Announcer : "Well Gud-daye faulks, todae, we're goan to have a compo - the first caller that phones in with a four lettered word that isn't in the dictionary and can say the word in a sentence will win a two week holidae in Elice Springs".
Ten minutes later ....
1st caller : "gud-daye, I'm Stevie and I've goat a 4 letter word that's not in yer dictionary".
Announcer : "well go oan thaen Stevo - lets hear yer 4 letter word ...."
1st caller : " okaey ... ma 4 letter word is gawn"
Announcer : " wellfaulks, there's Stevo with his 4 letter word .... "gawn" ... just liet me check me dictionary ... ahh yup Stevo ... it's not in ma dictionary, roight let's hear yer sentence with yer 4 letter word in it"
1st caller : " awlrioght ... "gawn f@ck yersel"
Announcer : " no no no no no ..... this is a femily shaow Stevo .... we're not havin' thet kinds langwage here matie"
.... and so Stevie was cut off. Twenty minutes later 2nd caller on the phone .....
Announcer : " gud-daye caller, what's yer name and do you have a 4 letter word that's not in the dictionary and you can put into a sentence for us" ?
2nd caller : " yeh ... gud-daye maitie, I'm Markie and i've goat ma word - d'ja wanna hear it"?
Announcer : " okiay Markie what's yer word"/
2nd caller : " Isme ... thet's me word - now find thet in yer dictionary".
Announcer : " okaey ... yeh faulks ... cant seem to find it in the dico here .. so okaey Markie let's hear yer sentence".
2nd caller : " awrighty .... Isme again, gawn f@ck yersel"
Note - must be read in the local Aussie dialect !!!!
