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Post by salmonking on Jul 8, 2007 15:39:47 GMT
Ah well you'd never get it anyway.
1-killer shark
2-kwiksave frozen haddock
3-KILMARNOCK.
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Post by ibm59 on Jul 8, 2007 15:51:26 GMT
This is how bored i am tday....can you name three fish that begin with the letter k and end with a k? Hate bl**dy Sundays, too. They're neither one thing or the other. |
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Post by sinkingtip on Jul 8, 2007 17:29:56 GMT
Ah well you'd never get it anyway. 1-killer shark 2-kwiksave frozen haddock 3-KILMARNOCK. Kilmarnock......thats a plaice  Ah, the oldies are the best. You want bored ? I've been painting the spare bedroom  |
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Post by salmondan on Jul 10, 2007 21:07:26 GMT
Bored? Bored? EEEH lad! I've worked here forty years, I'm bl**dy bored. Is a quote from Jeff, the chargehand, when I informed him of the reason why I no longer wished to work for his employer. These jokes are fantastic, keep 'em coming lads, I'm getting some real mileage from this down the pub. On a more serious note, I heard that the terrorists were due to be using the new Skoda for their latest bombing campaign. Can you imagine the mess that would cause? Jam and sponge everywhere  it would take weeks to clean up. Apologies if this has been used elsewhere on the forum, I don't get out much these days (thanks to the smirking ban). |
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Post by billytheghillie on Jul 11, 2007 18:31:21 GMT
little colin asks his dad for a t.v. in his room. he reluctantly agrees. next day colin comes downstairs and asks, Dad whats love juice? Dad looks horrified and tells colin all about sex. Colin just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says so what were you watching? Colin says Wimbledon!
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Post by billytheghillie on Jul 11, 2007 18:36:02 GMT
Had a bllody crash this morning. Hit a car up the arse, the fellow got out and he was a dwarf! He said "Im not happy" I said "Well which one are you then?"
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Post by macd on Jul 11, 2007 18:38:51 GMT
;D
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Post by speycaster on Jul 11, 2007 19:26:36 GMT
;D 
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Post by hornet on Jul 11, 2007 21:33:16 GMT
A blokes sitting on a train across from a stunning blonde in a mini skirt. He can't stop staring at her & soon realises she is going commando. Are you looking at my beaver she asks. Yes, i'm sorry say's the bloke. It's ok say's the blonde it's very talented. Watch this, i can make it blow you a kiss & wink at you. He stares in amazement as her beaver first blows him a kiss then winks at him. She then ask's him to come and sit next to her and stick two fingers in. Feckin hell he say's does it whistle too. |
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Post by ibm59 on Jul 12, 2007 1:20:08 GMT
little colin asks his dad for a t.v. in his room. he reluctantly agrees. next day colin comes downstairs and asks, Dad whats love juice? Dad looks horrified and tells colin all about sex. Colin just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says so what were you watching? Colin says Wimbledon! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by wilbert on Jul 12, 2007 13:46:51 GMT
Why do black men have long legs?
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Because their Negro's
Its an old one and very simple but it still makes me giggle.
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Post by robmason on Jul 18, 2007 21:52:11 GMT
IF that story is true it makes his assailants no better than he. I pity the Durham Prison Mob as much as the Jeep bomber, they are certainly not acting as civilised members of a democratic society, simply dragging themselves to the level of a heartless terrorist. Pity.
Anyway, that's if it's true,chinese whispers in hospitals are legend.
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Post by robmason on Jul 18, 2007 22:13:10 GMT
No Alan, I'm a Christian.
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Post by para1 on Jul 31, 2007 9:29:36 GMT
Ref glasgow airport bomb, have a look at youtube: johnseatonfan  |
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Ah, the oldies are the best.
it would take weeks to clean up.
